Me & Kea

So this is a little bit weird for me.  I am in the kiwis group, but I took Kea home this weekend because no one from the Kea's took Kea home. This story  that I am going to share with you is made up. And I advise you not to do any of these tricks at your house.

#1 First we had breakfast upside down.  It spilled all over us. We then went skateboarding

#2 We nearly broke our skulls doing this trick.  We've never gone down in the bowl.  But then, right at that very moment, this big teen jerk pushed us into the dip.  We did the most dangerous trick of our lives. We went sideways.  We went upwards. We flipped through the air!

#3 We wanted to do the trick again.  But, instead we went rock climbing.  So, we went rock climbing at the nearest mountain.  We started to climb.  But then I slipped and nearly fell 100 miles down.  Just then Kea swooped up in the air and caught me. Man, good thing he's a strong flyer!

#4 Next minute we were back at home near the sizzling BBQ.  We found some meat in the fridge and started to cook up a mean Barby.  It was so warm.  Then a spark got too close to the gas bottle. And we nearly exploded.  Next minute, our whole house burst into flames! 

Then we decided to go to Kea's house.  One step inside his house and I could see it was an absolute birdsty!!!  We started to tidy up.  But then we saw Kea's underpants!!  It stunk terribly! 

We ran outside of the house and we set up camp. It was too stinky to sleep in Kea's house.  It was a blast.  Then we ran into a couple of bears . . . and a wizard . . .  and a couple of fairies.  And after that we went to his house finally.  It seemed magical.  Everything was gone, the hats, the moldy apple, the fuzzy thing with the thing, and even the underpants were gone. Then we finally crashed out eating sausages.

The End.